Sometimes late night shows present gloriously rare opportunities, like this one in which we find the man, the legend, Jeff Bridges, seated alongside Jersey Shore's little hot mess, Nicole ""Snooki"" Polizzi. And once the Jersey Shore-isms start flying, Bridges is helpless to keep his brow unfurrowed. This phenomenon means only one thing: an actual conversation must occur between Bridges and Snooki. I never thought I'd see the day, but here it is on video for all to enjoy.

So without further ado, here it is: Snooki teaching Bridges the meaning of the term, ""DTF."" It's pretty glorious; you may want to watch it a few times.