Last night, Jon Stewart talked to Ben Affleck, who stars in the new movie The Town, about bank robbers with accents who are surprisingly serious Halloween enthusiasts. They also discussed the gravitational pull of Jon Hamm's handsomeness, and what it was like to ask imprisoned bank robbers for their opinions.
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Stephen Colbert urged us to save American Apparel from going under, because so many private school girls will have had their lives ruined by posing in red t-shirts in empty lofts for nothing if it does! Especially since their spots back at their private schools have already been filled!
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Kristen Bell told Jay Leno the extremely relevant fact that she bought a piano from someone who was selling them on a parkway. (If you're a New Yorker, your BED BUG alarm is going off right now.) She doesn't plan to play it, or dance around on it, or destroy it or anything fun like that. This piano has the ill fate of just being an object of Kristen's (and her boyfriend, Dax Shepard's) affections.
Bill Maher also went on Leno and spouted one or two very nice Mel Gibson and Sarah Palin jokes. But before he did that, he called Leno's opening monologue "gay." It was quite tasty.
Someone who I refuse to believe is Christina Ricci told Jimmy Fallon what it was like to host SNL ten years ago. I would have been much more eager to listen if she talked about what island the real Christina Ricci was kidnapped and hauled off to to serve as the main entertainment on Wednesdays and Fridays.
And Robert Plant from Led Zeppelin talked about his new project, called 'Band of Joy.' This one's cool beans.