Elijah Wood, one of the romantics in The Romantics, talked to Jimmy Fallon about how he was on his show exactly one year ago. He also said something about a wood-burning pizza oven and a smoker. Oh, he spent his summer smoking meat, and affirming that pizza gets cooked in an 800 degree oven. Hope you enjoyed your Saltines breakfast.
Jimmy also talked to Maggie Q about her new show, Nikita. Her legs and her dress said nothing about anything, but dressed up like they did.
Chelsea Handler told Jay Leno how she's excited to host MTV's VMAs, and how Jay was too old to do it. His retort was better than any of her vodka-crazed books.
Ken Jeong was also on Leno, and he seriously used to be a doctor. Handler and Leno continued to bash on each other about chin size and comedic timing. Ken just talked about his parents, because both of their acts were old. What are they, the rat pack? With all their chin and sex jokes?
And Julianna Margulies told David Letterman about giving commencement speeches, and calling Rahm Emanuel an asshair for giving such a great one that she was going to have to follow.