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That’s Not How You Use The High Dive

by Nick Vitrano

There is so much wrong with this video...the least of which is the fact that this chick performs the worst Triple Lindy ever.

First of all: what public pool (or private pool, for that matter) permits more than one on the high dive platform? Man, every pool I've ever been to - you can't put more than one set of hands on a high dive platform ladder railing without being blasted. And that's just the highest of the platforms. Check out the lollapalooza on the low dive platform? What the heck? And then there are the people on the diving boards jumping in at the same time as this high dive circus act is goin' on. And finally - I see absolutely zero immediate response from anyone as this chick bobs her way back to shore. David Hasselhoff wouldn't stand for this: