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It's Your Duty As An American!

by Nick Vitrano

There will not be much substance to this blog today. How does that differ from any other day, Nick? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, this is a true call for assistance. I need your help.

The United States battles Belgium this afternoon in the knockout round of 16 of the 2014 FIFA World Cup, and I feel it is myheck, it is everyonespatriotic duty as Americans to generate extreme hatred for Belgium. But I just cant seem to find a reason, save the fact the Shia LaBeouf has Belgian roots and hes proven to be as big a douche as any. What happened to you, Louis Stevens?

So here you go hate on BelgiumGO!