I want to stand up and applaud the brave politicians standing up for our values in defense of traditional marriage. I know the liberal media are trying to take you down, but I want you to know I stand in solidarity with you, ready to defend the traditional marriage that made America great.

To that end, I know you'll agree when I say it's time to make a REAL difference in protecting marriage and do all we can to criminalize divorce in America! Only then can we begin..to...

Uh, hey guys - where did everybody go?