Honey, you're not gonna believe this...

Herman Cain says he didn't have an affair with Ginger White, just provided her with financial assistance from time to time.  I'm sure my wife would understand if I was giving financial assistance to some woman I am DEFINITELY not sleeping with.  Maybe he's not such a bad guy after all - do you think he'd give me some "financial assistance?"  Is that what the kids are calling it these days, "financial assistance?"