I get about 5 emails a day from a store named PB TEEN.

All you have to do is order something ONCE and you'll be bombarded forevermore with their sales pitches.

When I get my Neiman Marcus emails telling me they miss me..."Well, I miss you TOO!"

But you'd think that a business that caters to a certain age group might get that you AGE OUT of their store.

I wish it wasn't a "no reply" email because I would love to answer, "You may miss ME, but I don't miss having a TEEN one little bit!"

But I love my young lady.