We were chuckling about a dude in Wisconsin who is picketing a restaurant that cut him off after 12 pieces of fish.  His beef is that it was billed as "all you can eat".  He is 6'6 and weighs 350 pounds and he said, "HEY!  I can eat more."

I'll bet there are a lot of restaurants that see these people coming and hope that it's balanced out by people who eat like birds.

Still, perhaps under the guise of good health we should start calling this type of special offer "FREE SECONDS" or something.  I would imagine that would cover the good majority of the people and you couldn't be accused of false advertising.

I mean, who really gorges themselves on "BOTTOMLESS FRIES"?  Have you even gotten seconds?

I went kind of cuckoo bananas on "all you can eat" mussels once, but they're teensie.

The whole concept is kind of gross, especially for those of us for whom moderation isn't a THANG.