I thought you might get a kick out of the color names for the new OPI nail polish "HOLLAND" collection:

Did You 'ear About Van Gogh?

Thanks a WindMillion

Gouda Gouda Two Shoes

I Don't Give a Rotterdam!

Wooden Shoe Like to Know?

A roll in the Hague

Kiss Me on My Tulips

Vampsterdam

I Have a Herring Problem

and...Dutch'ya Just Love OPI?