"If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by the this time next year.  If you can't galvanize and promote and recruit people to vote for Mitt Romney, we're done."

Those are the words of Michigan rocker Ted Nugent who "endorsed" Romney at this weekend's National Rifle Association convention.

"Maybe those Secret Service agents should spend a little less time cavorting with Columbian hookers and turn their attention to this wacko," suggested one WKZO Morning Show contributor.

HEAR HEAR!