I always thought it was super weird when Maria Shriver (a KENNEDY for crying out loud!)married the right-wing Arnold Schwarzenegger.  Which is more shocking: that she lasted 25 years or that she left him after 25 years?

You'll recall that when he ran for governor of "Calleeforneeya", she had to give up her job at NBC due to conflict of interest.  She also campaigned for him and gave birth to and raised his 4 children.  I'm sorry - 4 of his children.

Today we learn that he has had a secret love child for 10 years; a child he fathered with a member of the household staff (who just retired after 20 years!).

She must feel so betrayed.  Rumors were rampant that he was a dog, but a "love child" is another layer of scuminess entirely.  Just ask Elizabeth Edwards.  Oh yeah. We can't.  She died of cancer and a broken heart.

This is very Shania Twain.  In her new book, the singer recounts being left by her husband for a member of her household staff who doubled as her best friend.

Former Michigan governor, Jennifer Granholm rips Arnie on FACEBOOK today.  I second that emotion.