This sounds terrible to say, but I was surprised to hear that Art Linkletter died...because I didn't know he was still alive.  But in my defense, he was 97!  As a firm believer that truth is "funnier" than fiction, I absolutely loved his "Kids Say the Darndest Things" schtick.  Anyone who has kids has his or her own has a list of "greatest hits": so sweet, so innocent, so HILARIOUS.  Waste your company's time today by going to youtube and checking out some of the old bits.  They stand the test of time.

The concept also spawned many spin-offs: