That's what Jesse James calls himself in a "Nightline" interview scheduled to air tonight on ABC.  He gets all teary eyed when talking about how he threw away his marriage to Sandra Bullock by cheating with tatooed skanks.  Are we supposed to have sympathy for him?  Are we supposed to gain understanding?  NO CAN DO, BUB. She has moved on.  She is divorcing him.  She adopted a baby from New Orleans. Go, girl, go!  Signed, "Team Sandra"