I was pulled out of line at Detroit Metro Saturday. As if I wasn't nervous enough about flying in 8,000 m.p.h. winds, Homeland Security formed a ring around my purse in the security line. They all strapped on their gloves and started peppering me with questions about its contents. After dumping everything out for all the world to see, one agent yelled, "I FOUND IT!" They all held it up for examination and were sternly asking what this device was. I calmly informed them that it was a Guerlain LIPSTICK. And then I had to demonstrate how it worked since they couldn't figure it out. So the Times Square car-bomber almost makes a run for it to Pakistan, but I'm almost given a cavity search for having lipstick in my purse. Something is wrong with this picture.
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