Madonna paid a visit to David Letterman last night. They chatted about her recent divorce from Guy Richie. She said she was married for 8 years - "the Bush years...a good time to be out of America". When Letterman asked if she had any plans to get married again, she said she "would rather be run over by a train."

Sarah Palin's upcoming book is already a best -seller two months before its release. "Going Rogue:An American Life" has grabbed the #1 spot on both Amazon.com and Barnes and Noble's best-seller lists.

Actor Randy Quaid and his wife are scheduled to appear before a Callifornia court later this month. They sort of forgot to pay a $10,000 bill at the San Ysidro Ranch. They call it a big misunderstanding. Good thing I have an understanding with Motel 6.