Every year Lake Superior State University comes up with a list of words for the year. Got this email from a friend of mine who managed to work in all of the this year's banned words (banned words are in caps)  

SHOP ‘TIL YOU DROP!

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE for reading this.  I’m not sure if I can handle the BLOWBACK from women, but this AMAZING story is true.  I left my MAN CAVE the other day to do a little holiday shopping for my wife.  This SHARED SACRIFICE is THE NEW NORMAL in my life since my wife is a body builder and she can kick my butt.  Anyway, I was in Macy’s in Chicago and this woman with a what I thought was a GINORMOUS BABY BUMP got on the elevator.  I asked  “when are you due” and she hit me with her little dog that was tucked into a TRICKERATION of a handbag.  I told her she wasn’t a very good PET PARENT and she proceeded to show me how I could WIN THE FUTURE with a barrage of four letter words and strategically placed blows to my body.  I got off on the next floor because I could not OCCUPY the elevator a moment longer.  I definitely learned the true definition of “shop till you drop”.