After an interesting weekend I now have intimate relationship with a bag of frozen corn. The relationship started after a Friday night “date night” with my wife, my doctor and his laser. After the procedure was over the doctor did ask if I wanted to to keep the laser . I thought it might be a bit difficult to explain to the kids where it came from, not to mention I really don't want to be reminded of what the laser actually did.
After a quick dinner I started my relationship with the frozen corn. It was really cold,really cold, and I could position it anywhere I needed to. I was a feeling much better. After a full weekend of NFL, MLB Playoffs and a couple of movie, our relationship had grown quite strong. Monday morning back to work, less time for the corn. By Wednesday feeling so much better, the bag of corn has stayed in the freezer for the last two days.
Today my wife is telling me that we need to throw away the bag of corn. It is sad that she just doesn't understand this relationship we had, but the other option is eating the corn. I just can't do that. I know where that bag of corn has been.