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Can you imagine having the job of seeing scans of this guy all day?

We have made it our mission to install these new fangled full body scanners in every airport we can as soon as we can. Here is what will happen next, the terrorist will find a way around these scanners. That is what they do, when we react, they adapt. I say screw the scanners, I wan't to be able to leave my shoes on when I go through the airport. I refuse to be afraid!