A Monkey That Hates Bananas? Thursday, August 01, 2013 10:21 a.m. by Jeff Frieders I've never seen a monkey that disliked bananas... ...and I still haven't. :) To be fair, I'm not even sure it's technically a monkey. Primate yes. Kind of primate, uncertain. But regardless, let that be a lesson to you the next time a primate says he's disinterested in your bananas.