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State Capitol Building Taking Bids from Local Contractors

by Joe Cassady

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken stairway at the Michigan State Capitol Building in Lansing. One contractor from Grand Ledge, another from DeWitt and the third from Lansing. The contractors go with a State Capitol Official to examine the stairway.

The Grand Ledge contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $38,000: $14,000 for materials, $14,000 for my crew and $10,000 profit for me."

The DeWitt contractor also does some measuring and figuring, and then says I can do this job for $35,000: $14,000 for materials, $14,000 for my crew and $7,000 profit for me."

The Lansing contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the State Capitol Official and whispers, "$85,000."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Lansing contractor whispers back, "$25,000 for me, $25,000 for you, and we hire the guy from DeWitt to fix the stairway."

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