Jay went to a psychiatrist. “Doc, he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it. I get under the bed; I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, under top. I’m going crazy!”
The psychiatrist said “Come to me three times a week for two years and I’ll cure you.”
Jay asked him “How much do you charge?”
“A hundred dollars per visit” answered the psychiatrist.
Jay replied “I’ll think about it.”
Jay never went back. Sometime later he met the doctor on the street.
The psychiatrist asked him “Why didn’t you ever come to see me again?”
Jay answered “For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for 10 dollars.”
Surprised, the psychiatrist replied “Is that so! How did he do that?”
Jay said “He told me to cut the legs off my bed.”
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