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Charlie Sheen's Rejection Letter to Farrah Abraham

by Rachel

So earlier this week, TMZ broke the story that Farrah Abraham has been reaching out to Charlie Sheen via text message because there was a possibility that she would be making a guest appearance on his show "Anger Management". Well things sort of escalated to the point where it looked as if Charlie and Farrah were going to be hanging out and maybe going on a date.

I think Charlie has pulled the plug on that ever happening now.

Charlie is irate that Farrah allegedly leaked their private text messages for the world to see and decided to so nicely let her know just how mad he is with this letter as posted by tmz.com.

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud. please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow. bye!

Just another day in the life of the most wonderfully tragic Charlie Sheen.